turd nugget

Small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one's anus and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another turd nugget, all directed into one's turd basket aka toilet.

I shot that turd nugget into that turd basket like a rifle

by w00t May 14, 2004

jorg

A guitar playin', drummin', gun lovin' loveable git.

Jorg's favourite beer is Hertog Jan.

by w00t May 02, 2004

wÆnsch

wÆnsch; noun: a wÆnsch is a wench to
the limit. Like drogdor or fhahowaqads,
wÆnsch should only be used to rename 'My
Computer' or when PAL'ing at someone.

wÆnsch. i dont know. wÆnsch.
wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch. wÆnsch.

by w00t April 28, 2003

prostitute

Someone who sells thier pussy for crack

"Your mothers a prostitue."

by w00t June 24, 2003

Lacan

A Pirate with a higher intellect then usual pirates. Tends to be a smartass most of the time.

That Lacan made fun of me.

by w00t October 25, 2004

eshold1

Slang for fat wanker, dumbass, or anything retarded.

Man, that guy is such an eshold1.

by w00t August 27, 2003

santa

While is commonly believed to be a large jolly man giving presents to small children, he is actually Satan. see: Satan. This fact is obvious based upon how Santa is spelled the same as Satan, only the letters are switched.

"oh dear god! It's Satan come to make people forget the real meaning of christmas by dressing up in a red suit and giving kids gifts!"

by w00t December 31, 2003