Definitions by W. Brown Robbins

dirt bracelet 

when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.

Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.

dirt bracelet by W. Brown Robbins July 12, 2010

Spoonful of Brown Sugar 

When you shit on your partner's chest and then your partner comes to spoon with you and rubs it against your back.

Dan had some bad sushi last night and accidently shit on his wife's chest while making love, so she cuddled up with him and gave him a spoonful of brown sugar.

Spoonful of Brown Sugar by W. Brown Robbins July 11, 2010