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Scat-porn-atosis

What happens after you look up some form of disgusting porn with your friends: Your computer is plauged with millions of viruses so that it won't work correctly anymore...

This is useally the effect from watching to much scat porn with friends just to see if you can make yourself throw up. Also apples to other videos like pain olympics and such.
Some awesome kid: OMGZZZZ my computer won't work. Mom, get in here, something is wrong with the computer!!!

MOM: Looks like your computer has come down with a bad case of Scat-porn-atosis, Jimmy.

Jimmy: Damn, and here i thought i could easily feed my poo fetish via t3h internet...

Mom: Oh you kids...
by Von Mannshaft March 14, 2009
mugGet the Scat-porn-atosismug.

Starfish Wiener

A terrible wiener in which has been split into 4 parts. It is still under debate whether two of it's flaps used to be it's balls, but one thing is for certain...it exists...and it continues to plague internet forums around the world till this day. It's only one true weakness is the much dreaded octacock.

When somebody is attacked by a link to this dreaded starfish, it is known as Starfish Rolled. Not many have survived an encounter with this mighty beast...maybe one day the octacock will return and save us all.
Chuck: Hey Bill, check this out!

*Sends link to starfish wiener*

Bill: GOD DAMMIT! I've been Starfish rolled like 5 times today! GAH!!!!!!

*silence*

Chuck: Bill? You there? oh no...the Starfish Wiener must have gotten him...
by Von Mannshaft March 6, 2009
mugGet the Starfish Wienermug.

Butt Hash

A slang term for the street drug Jenkem.
Dude, i just got high off my ass on nose candy!

Wow, you're gay as hell. I got me some Butt Hash in my back pocket. Now that's hardcore.
by Von Mannshaft February 23, 2009
mugGet the Butt Hashmug.

Polar Bear

Hey, i heart stinky poopy!

Dude, where did all the Polar Bears go?

Idk, but check out this stinky poopy i just made!!!
by Von Mannshaft January 5, 2009
mugGet the Polar Bearmug.

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