Definitions by Volkswagen ™

Xbox 

Xbox is for gay pussy boys who don’t have a fucking life. They enjoy pleasuring themselves with the controllers haptics while they deepthroat batteries like a fucking whore

“Wow is that an Xbox”

Xbox by Volkswagen ™ December 6, 2020

Xbox 

Xbox is a fucking gay console made for pussy boys that enjoy pleasuring themselves with the controllers haptics. They deepthriat and anal the batteries like a fucking whore

“Wow! is that an Xbox”

Xbox by Volkswagen ™ December 6, 2020

Uniquely Big Arms

James claims to have uniquely big arms whilst he simps to women

“I have uniquely big arms” said james

Uniquely Big Arms by Volkswagen ™ November 15, 2020

Chonga 

If you read this I will actually fold your mums flaps over her head and turn her into a dim sim.

That Asian is a Chonga

Chonga by Volkswagen ™ June 25, 2020

Hydro Flask 

“Sksksk and I oop”
I swear to fuck if I hear this once more I’m going to eat the barrel of my shotgun whist I pull the trigger.

Jessica is a visco girl, I mean look at her Hydro Flask SKSKSK AND I OOP

Hydro Flask by Volkswagen ™ June 25, 2020

Ddos 

A Ddos is when a Arabian nigga manipulates the internet

That nigga has Ddos me

Ddos by Volkswagen ™ June 22, 2020

Disabled 

People who are disabled are called josh

Josh is disabled

Disabled by Volkswagen ™ June 22, 2020