Xbox

Xbox is a fucking gay console made for pussy boys that enjoy pleasuring themselves with the controllers haptics. They deepthriat and anal the batteries like a fucking whore

“Wow! is that an Xbox”

by Volkswagen ™ December 07, 2020

Xbox

Xbox is for gay pussy boys who don’t have a fucking life. They enjoy pleasuring themselves with the controllers haptics while they deepthroat batteries like a fucking whore

“Wow is that an Xbox”

by Volkswagen ™ December 07, 2020

Hydro Flask

“Sksksk and I oop”
I swear to fuck if I hear this once more I’m going to eat the barrel of my shotgun whist I pull the trigger.

Jessica is a visco girl, I mean look at her Hydro Flask SKSKSK AND I OOP

by Volkswagen ™ June 26, 2020

Uniquely Big Arms

James claims to have uniquely big arms whilst he simps to women

“I have uniquely big arms” said james

by Volkswagen ™ November 16, 2020

Disabled

People who are disabled are called josh

Josh is disabled

by Volkswagen ™ June 23, 2020

Chonga

If you read this I will actually fold your mums flaps over her head and turn her into a dim sim.

That Asian is a Chonga

by Volkswagen ™ June 26, 2020

911

911 was a planned attack on the World Trade Center also known as the twin towers in New York September 11 2001. It was in which one of the towers had fallen killing lots of people inside. Also it was an inside job caused by an Arab. It was by an Arab infestation.

911 was an inside job

by Volkswagen ™ June 23, 2020