Optical Sex

A way to have sex.
Unlike vaginal or anal where you penetrate the vagina or anus respectively, or oral where she sucks you, or tit where you fuck her tits like its ass or poke her nipples; Optical sex it where you pentrate her eye.

You push your hardened dick into her eye and proceed to do her. Her eye must be wide open the whole time. The act is finished when her eye is covered in cum.
John: What type of sex did you give her Jim?
Jim: Optical Sex, the one where I fuck her eye!
by Vladmir Makarov April 17, 2019
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Gregnant

The word to define pregnant people who love papyrus
John: My undertale nerd girlfriend is pregnant!
Jim: So shes gregnant
John: Yeah
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NATO

A group that finds every excuse to bomb Serbia
NATOs going at Serbia again
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Xed

A word to describe a male person who is uniquely special. If one is described by this adjective it means no other word can describe them.
John: Have you seen Jack Lately?
Jim: Yeh he is such a ah... whats the word for it
John: a xed.
by Vladmir Makarov November 25, 2018
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