Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin 's definitions

bald cunt

the guy from teh homescapes ads

Hello, make sure you despise the stupid fucking bald cunt.

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin June 1, 2022

r/dankmemes

If r/memes was already bad, it is peak humor compared to r/dankmemes.

Only visit it if you want to have cancer.

Although it has the name r/dankmemes, the quality is more of a normie level meme.

Guy: How did that other guy get cancer?
Doctor: He visited r/dankmemes
Guy: oh fuck

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 19, 2022

tiktok hater

people that hte the evil virus of satan known as tiktok

tiktok hater: tiktok bad cause of being spyware

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin December 9, 2021

gay af

means gay as fuck, aka what every k-pop "artist" is

guy 1: k-pop is some gay as fuck music

guy 2:yeah these guys are gay af

guy 1: yeah i dont understand why girls would simp for some basic twink

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 18, 2022

mug

what urban dictionary wants you to buy all the time

Buy a (insert word) mug from your (related being) (name)

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin January 21, 2022

amoraltra

children!??!?!?!?!?!

amoraltra be like: children!??!?!?!?!?!

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin April 19, 2022

😂

the most cancerous emoji in the world. Often used by eight-year olds when laughing. This and 🤣 are too overrated

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 30, 2022