Vladimir's definitions

miser

Also know as M. McCabe, *To miser* to borrow without intent to return/A miser - name given to the person misering.

"No you cant smoke anymore of my weed McCabe you fucking miser!"

by Vladimir March 11, 2004

poltergeist

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes

girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.

by vladimir February 23, 2004

arch duke singe

while performing fellatio, one holds a lighter to his/her partner's genitals

tom gave jill the arch duke singe and she dumped him

by vladimir February 23, 2004

shtick

ACT - i.e. some type of goofy act.

stop with your SHTICK. It's driving me crazy.

by Vladimir January 24, 2004

divorce

punishment for being stupid enough to marry the bitch.

You got married, now you'll be paying for the rest of your life in the divorce settlement. Too bad you didn't get a pre-nup

by Vladimir January 24, 2004

pre-nup

Agreement made before getting married. Will help in the divorce.

Thank god you were smart and got a pre-nup. Now you'll have a happy divorce.

by Vladimir January 24, 2004

ricer

One who puts a TYPE R sticker and/or an upside down Acura badge oh his/her honda civic. One who can fistfuck his/her exhaust pipe. One with a double decker spoiler on a front wheel drive, automatic, 120HP asian family vehicle.

usually those who wear abercrombie or something like Ecko or people with condoms on their heads (some call them "dough-rags")

by Vladimir January 5, 2004