Vlad the Vandalorian's definitions

mandatorian

Expected or mandatory behavior for a Mandalorian.

"Why don't Mandalorians take off their helmets when they eat?"
"This is the way. It's Mandatorian.

by Vlad the Vandalorian April 1, 2021

Leave Middle Girth

Going on a diet by moving to a location with fewer tempting or unhealthy snacking opportunities.

Galdalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.

by Vlad the Vandalorian July 15, 2021

Houseteraunt

A restaurant in a converted residential house.

Son: Why does the bathroom in this restaurant have a bathtub?
Mom: This is a houseteraunt. Someone bought a house and converted it into a restaurant.

by Vlad the Vandalorian September 18, 2023