by Vlad the Vandalorian April 01, 2021
Galdalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.
by Vlad the Vandalorian July 15, 2021
Son: Why does the bathroom in this restaurant have a bathtub?
Mom: This is a houseteraunt. Someone bought a house and converted it into a restaurant.
Mom: This is a houseteraunt. Someone bought a house and converted it into a restaurant.
by Vlad the Vandalorian September 18, 2023