VitoVane's definitions

Gutter Bay

This is a nickname for Coos Bay/North Bend, Oregon. They're two towns that sit right next to each other on the Oregon Coast. It is a highly crime riddled and drug riddled community.

If you're raised up in Gutter Bay somehow it'll keep sucking you back in like a vacuum.

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

The Dirty Waffle

The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.

Her ear drums were filled and her mood was soured after he gave her the dirty waffle.

by VitoVane November 24, 2017

five finger mistress

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

Thermonuclear death breath

The unmistakable smell from the mouth of a person with rotting teeth.

Since Jay’s teeth started going south he’s got that thermonuclear death breath!

by VitoVane November 6, 2018

The Peanut Butter Falcon

The Peanut Butter Falcon is a sexual act that consists of a partner squatting over the mouth of the other partner and simultaneously pooping in their partners mouth while flapping their arms in rapid succession and violently screeching.

last night Pete and Sarah took their relationship to the next level after Pete christened Sarah with The Peanut Butter Falcon

by VitoVane September 23, 2019

Hyaenaing

The act of a man or a woman posing as a "friend" of an already taken woman or man waiting for the first opportunity for that womans or mans significant other to make a mistake and turn it into an opportunity to get with the target.

1. - You should do something about that Marco guy, he's straight up hyaenaing your girlfriend.

2. - He isn't your friend. He's waiting for your boyfriend to irritate you so he can say "Ya know I wouldn't treat you like that. You deserve better." He's a hyaena.

3. - Jennifer's my new girl cause I straight up hyaenaed Dave.

by VitoVane November 11, 2017