13 definitions by VitoVane

The Peanut Butter Falcon

The Peanut Butter Falcon is a sexual act that consists of a partner squatting over the mouth of the other partner and simultaneously pooping in their partners mouth while flapping their arms in rapid succession and violently screeching.

last night Pete and Sarah took their relationship to the next level after Pete christened Sarah with The Peanut Butter Falcon

by VitoVane September 24, 2019

Vagina Mouth

A person who has had all of the teeth extracted from their skull and may or may not wear dentures. The term comes from the resemblance of a toothless mouth to the human vagina.

After years of neglect and drug use he finally had to become a vagina mouth.

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

Thermonuclear death breath

The unmistakable smell from the mouth of a person with rotting teeth.

Since Jay’s teeth started going south he’s got that thermonuclear death breath!

by VitoVane November 7, 2018

Fag Bashing

The hobby/act of seeking out homosexuals to physically assault.

James is gonna go to the state pen for awhile. He got popped by the cops for fag bashing.

by VitoVane December 2, 2017

Weinsteined

To have ejaculated onto a marijuana plant.

1. - Dude... This weed tastes weird. It's like somebody weinsteined it or something.

2. - I came home to find some creepy burglar weinsteinging my pot plant

3. - If I hear you say another negative word about my mother I'm going to make a trip over to your house and Weinstein your crop

by VitoVane November 11, 2017

five finger mistress

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

by VitoVane November 12, 2017