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edomite

the devil, it shows up in all genders, all ages, and sizes. It has red skin, a red face, a red body, red hands, and a red neck. It doesn't feel pain. It's fake.
"The edomite tried to manifest itself in my dreams."
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
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used tampon

a penis that is not special, not picky, and/or not discerning
"If I don't wait for that one right woman for me, I might become a used tampon."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Schrödinger's Cat

A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.

The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.

I woke up.
A big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head in my dreams last night. I was terrified.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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snow bunny

a natural waste melting in the hot sun
a snowman in hell
a wasteland
no good
evil
"My snow bunny died. No one is sad about it."
by Vita Smart August 7, 2022
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used tampon

the penis of a bachelor who fornicates with people and refuses to restrict itself to only one person forever, a playboy
"A fornicator tried to hit me in my private parts with his used tampon. I ducked his used tampon and it didn't touch me. No weapon formed against me shall prosper. It won't work."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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edomite

this designation identifies someone's heritage, lineage according to their fathers fathers

any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, their mother or her family, or their national origin, whose father is descended from edom, the son of Isaac from Genesis 25:19 - 34

any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, or their national origin, whose father is called white according to federal designations on united states forms that request race identification

any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, mother, or national origin, whose father calls himself white, european, slavic, or by european country names such as welsh or swedish

the edomite people are the enemies of the Israelite people who they sold into slavery on auction blocks in marketplaces, considered products complete with barcodes and labels, described in newspapers like products, and given as gifts to edomites and their descendents to serve and work, without pay, in their houses, in their fields, and at their places of business

also called, also known as, aliases include spittle, nothing, devils, demons, vampire, energy vampire, red dragon, zebra, dead, fornicator, profane, disrespectful, redneck, po white trash, trailer trash, sluts, cave dwellers, hick, cracker, poor white trash, cave dweller, hicks, troglodyte, crackers, peckerwood, skinless, kkklansmen, white supremacists, racist, oppressors, master, masa, proud, and more.
white people: "Look mom I'm an edomite, see, it's in the Bible."

white moms: "That's nice, honey. Excuse me. I have to get back to my bourbon and soap operas."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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virgin

any Israelite woman who has not been married in her entire life
by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
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