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shithouse

Used in a situation where things aren't going quite as planned or can be used as an insult to others.

Can be pronounced "Zhithowzzz"
"Shithouse, my phone battery has gone flat again"

"Hey, shithouse, who's doing early shift today?"
by Vindows Wertex August 16, 2006
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Backwards Man Syndrome

The name given to a mental condition effecting young adults who feel the inclination to put on clothes back to front (not inside out) and walk around backwards. They may also repeat verbal expressions such as “I’m the backwards man” and “can you walk back as fast as I can” during this behaviour.

The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.

The individual should be kept away from mirrors.

The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.
After two years of living as a hermit Terry was spotted shopping in ASDA with his Police uniform on back to front. He wasn’t aware at this stage that he was demonstrating key symptoms of the Backwards Man Syndrome.
by Vindows Wertex October 5, 2006
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Wadder Wadder Thunderbird

Condition exemplified by a favourable outsourcing race whereby the head wobbles about like a bladder on a stick when making conversation.

Wadder Wadder = sound of language used.

Thunderbird = body language movement used (like a Thunderbirds puppet).
Joy said to her friend "hey look, that man is demonstrating the wadder wadder thunderbird movement we talked about" in that restaurant.

Imagine moving your head from left to right and chanting 'no,no,no,no,no, balti' while at the same time suspending your arms in the air like a puppet.
by Vindows Wertex September 25, 2006
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alotavater

Pronunciation a-lot-of-water.

A common and meaningless expression used by Indians to communicate amongst their clan.
Arnold paused for a moment and listened as the tribal communication began "um Um, agro valata, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater".
by Vindows Wertex March 14, 2007
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bowel carrots

The name given to solid carrot shape formations passed by humans from the bowel into a loo. Also know as Rusty carrots.
As Johnny flushed the toilet he waved goodbye to his long but not forgotten bowel carrots.
by vindows wertex September 30, 2007
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