Definitions by Vindows Wertex
dream generator
Term used for a thick dairy product that once consumed can generate wild and someones exotic dreams or cheese as its commonly known.
It can be found in block or grated forms.
It can be found in block or grated forms.
...as Charlie ordered his spud he added "excuse me sir, can you give me a double portion of the dream generator please"
dream generator by Vindows Wertex October 6, 2006
Backwards Man Syndrome
The name given to a mental condition effecting young adults who feel the inclination to put on clothes back to front (not inside out) and walk around backwards. They may also repeat verbal expressions such as “I’m the backwards man” and “can you walk back as fast as I can” during this behaviour.
The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.
The individual should be kept away from mirrors.
The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.
The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.
The individual should be kept away from mirrors.
The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.
After two years of living as a hermit Terry was spotted shopping in ASDA with his Police uniform on back to front. He wasn’t aware at this stage that he was demonstrating key symptoms of the Backwards Man Syndrome.
Backwards Man Syndrome by Vindows Wertex October 5, 2006
spill some urine
Going to the toilet for a wee.
Merlin said to Arthur, give me five minutes mate, I'm just going to spill some urine or my acid bag is going to pop!
spill some urine by Vindows Wertex October 5, 2006
Wadder Wadder Thunderbird
Condition exemplified by a favourable outsourcing race whereby the head wobbles about like a bladder on a stick when making conversation.
Wadder Wadder = sound of language used.
Thunderbird = body language movement used (like a Thunderbirds puppet).
Wadder Wadder = sound of language used.
Thunderbird = body language movement used (like a Thunderbirds puppet).
Joy said to her friend "hey look, that man is demonstrating the wadder wadder thunderbird movement we talked about" in that restaurant.
Imagine moving your head from left to right and chanting 'no,no,no,no,no, balti' while at the same time suspending your arms in the air like a puppet.
Imagine moving your head from left to right and chanting 'no,no,no,no,no, balti' while at the same time suspending your arms in the air like a puppet.
Wadder Wadder Thunderbird by Vindows Wertex September 25, 2006
shithouse
Used in a situation where things aren't going quite as planned or can be used as an insult to others.
Can be pronounced "Zhithowzzz"
Can be pronounced "Zhithowzzz"
shithouse by Vindows Wertex August 16, 2006