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Masquerading Asshole Pedophile 

a map (minor attracted "person")
the first time i heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in an

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile 

an abbreviation of map (minor attracted person.)
the first time I heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in a video by iilluminaughtii
As said by Joe Biden, "asnafutimnaffutifut boo."
Wow, Joe really pooped up on his speech about America.
Someone who is sexually attracted to non-anthropomorphic animals. Note that not all zoophiles are furries and not all furries are zoophiles.
Person 1: All furries are zoophiles!!!
Person 2: Actually, no. Furries are attracted to fictional, anthropomorphic animals, and zoophiles are attracted to real, non-anthropomorphic animals. Plus, what you said is the same as saying that all autistic people are complete idiots; they really aren't.

lazy turd 

Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.

A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.
Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.

GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!
lazy turd by Victoria is cool B] January 25, 2022