Definitions by Victor Van Styn

J 

‘'J'’ is the only letter which can be pronounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name 'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', or the French masculine name 'Jean' or word 'lingerie'), or as a ‘w’ (as in the historical/fictional character + noun 'Don Juan', the feminine name 'Juanita', or the word 'marijuana'\'marihuana' or 'chihuahua' or the exclamatory interjection 'Woo!').

"Juicey jalapeños, Jawohl!" exclaimed Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D to the young, savvy, don juan.

J by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005

Wudos tor 

a mix of '‘Woot!’ for {objec-of-preposition here}' and 'Kudos to {objec-of-preposition here}', when you want to give some one your congrats and 'good-job' at the same time.

''Omigosh!!I did it!!
``Wudos tor you!!

Wudos tor by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005

monkey brains 

plural of monkey brain: a green fruit which is wrinkly like a brain, about the size of a monkey's. Semi-common in Cincinnati (I know this because it’s where I’m from; they may be common elsewhere, as well, though I ’mnot aware’f where).

The official\technical\scientfic\actual\real\true term/name for it.. I don't know.

Getting hit in the head by a monkey brain ain’t as severe as gettin‘ hit by a base-ball, but it still hurts.

Me and my friends, when we were young, liked to roll monkey brains down our streets in the ’hood.

monkey brains by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005

stutter 

.......ing is what what Porky Pig does.

“Th-th-th-th-that's aaa-aa-a-all, fff-f-f-ffolks!!“

stutter by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005

=/=

1. ‘is\are\am not equal to’

or

2. ‘is\are\am not the same as’



(See also: <, >, =, ^)

1. Kirbymak239 =/= Kirbymac293

2. the '=/=' denotation, used primarily by GF'rs, =/= the mathmatical sign '&#8800;' which is a non-ASCII-appropiate character and hence why it is not displayed here

=/= by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005

8282 

Korean text message slang for 'Hurry Up'. This is because saying the number sequence 8-2-8-2 in Hangul (the Korean Language) sounds almost identical to saying ‘Hurry up’ in the like language(‘Hangul’).

“I’m waiting for the #2 bus.”

“8282!”

8282 by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005

fuck-o-matic 

'automatic fucking machine', as applying to {someone}

He may seem as one mannly fuck-o-matic, but never will he match me in love-making skills.

fuck-o-matic by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005