Veritas Caput's definitions

tramel toe

The oversized "camel toe" created when a transfestite tucks their private between their legs.

I didn't know she was a dude, I just thought she was sporting a HUGE camel toe, not a tramel toe!

by Veritas Caput November 20, 2013

Mama Bird

The sexual act of a girl desperately trying to get pregnant but her lover will only let her give him a blow job. Once he has left the room she attempts to impregnate herself by “Mama Birding” his cum (throwing-up) into her own underwear.

She was so desperate that after the blow job she tried to "Mama Bird" his cum into her panties.

by Veritas Caput March 31, 2010

anal tongue dart

The act of using your tongue for anal intercourse.

I knew my girlfriend was going down on me, I just didn't know she was going to slip me the anal tongue dart!

by Veritas Caput April 14, 2014

Flu Shot Guilt

The guilt projected onto a person that doesn't want to or believe in taking the flu shot vaccine.

You say "No" meaning "I don't want you to inject me with formaldehyde & mercury" and the nurse gives you the flu shot guilt by sending you a look like you just said "there's no such thing as God."

by Veritas Caput February 4, 2012