Definitions by Verden Smith

shniff 

The scent of a lover, left behind in one's bed after their lover has departed. This might be the lingering scent of shampoo or deodorant, or caused by... other things.

"Oh, I've got it so bad... as soon as they left I jumped straight back into bed and went searching for some good shniff..."

shniff by Verden Smith December 24, 2024

Fuckendipity 

The opposite of serendipity; an uncanny confluence of unhelpful forces or events.

What exactly did I do to deserve this level of Fuckendipity?

Fuckendipity by Verden Smith June 15, 2019