Definitions by Vendetta Fist
Cumples
;the sexy dimple’s certain women have on their lower back just above their derrière, that one can fill with Cum hence Cum + Dimple’s = Cumples.
Cummer: Bruh I totally overflowed that slut over there’s Cumples a while back, I enjoyed it immensely!
Bruh: Dude that’s my Sister you SOB!
Cummer: You don’t say, huh what are the odds?
Bruh: Dude that’s my Sister you SOB!
Cummer: You don’t say, huh what are the odds?
Cumples by Vendetta Fist April 16, 2021
Perverse psychology
A ultra rare form of the psychological fields many different forms.; the practitioner focuses all their energy toward another in which they wish to perform upon & have performed upon themselves by said individual perverted acts, and bombards them with seeds of their desires until the target can no longer do anything but begin to grow the same desires in turn fulfilling the intent of said practice.
Dr. Giggles: Yes my love I did successfully perform perverse psychology upon your Sister, it was strictly business however so why are you so upset?
Perverse psychology by Vendetta Fist June 5, 2020
skankbanger
A generally underestimated male who is far tougher than he receives credit for, for Two reasons. One of which can be understood by looking into his memoir of Skanks portfolio, and the other must be left to the individual to understand for themselves if they choose to go there.
Watch yourself and your bitch around that fuckin Skankbanger bro, he’ll hit You and IT weather your watching or not, if you come at him sideways.
Also known to bring horrific mental & physical agony upon anyone that cross’s that line.
Also known to bring horrific mental & physical agony upon anyone that cross’s that line.
skankbanger by Vendetta Fist February 9, 2019
Taffy Puller
; very long pertruding vaginal lips, so long they appear Identical to the taffy on the taffy pulling machine often viewed in use at taffy shops pulling saltwater taffy.
Bocephous: Dude remember that hottie with the fat camel toe you pointed out last night at the bar?
Monte: Yea I do, why ya ask?
Bocephous: Well I tell ya what that was no camel toe, soon as I got the fucker set free it revealed its true colors! That there was a god damn Taffy Puller my friend! BTW Thanks A lot ya SOB, I still got the taste in my mouth!
Monte: Yea I do, why ya ask?
Bocephous: Well I tell ya what that was no camel toe, soon as I got the fucker set free it revealed its true colors! That there was a god damn Taffy Puller my friend! BTW Thanks A lot ya SOB, I still got the taste in my mouth!
Taffy Puller by Vendetta Fist December 27, 2017
skunkmuffin
Gary: "Why the hell arent you smiling today Mohammad, I seen that fine lookin peice of tail you went home with last night dude?"
Mohammad: "Fuck Gary I'll tell ya why! Skunkmuffin Gary that's why, You fuckin happy now Gary? You SOB that was your wife and You knew what I was in for, thanks a lot Gary ya Motherfucker!"
Gary: "WHAT, who the fuck was it?"
Mohammad: "Fuck You Gary"
Mohammad: "Fuck Gary I'll tell ya why! Skunkmuffin Gary that's why, You fuckin happy now Gary? You SOB that was your wife and You knew what I was in for, thanks a lot Gary ya Motherfucker!"
Gary: "WHAT, who the fuck was it?"
Mohammad: "Fuck You Gary"
skunkmuffin by Vendetta Fist November 1, 2017
Onion skin
Theiland: "Hey Smelly wats all over your face?"
Smelly: "Huh? Oh that's just Onion Skin from last night"
Jorde: "Ooooooo God Whyyyyy (Hyperventating Crying bitchboy noises"
Theiland: "God Damnit WTF, why don't I ever get invited to this shit?"
Smelly: "Same Reason Cry baby over there doesn't, duh! Your Fuckin Bald Bitch! Now excuse me while I go fart cum on the toilet, it's beginning to run down my thighs so it's time!"
Smelly: "Huh? Oh that's just Onion Skin from last night"
Jorde: "Ooooooo God Whyyyyy (Hyperventating Crying bitchboy noises"
Theiland: "God Damnit WTF, why don't I ever get invited to this shit?"
Smelly: "Same Reason Cry baby over there doesn't, duh! Your Fuckin Bald Bitch! Now excuse me while I go fart cum on the toilet, it's beginning to run down my thighs so it's time!"
Onion skin by Vendetta Fist November 1, 2017
Boner Narcolepsey
;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.
Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.
Boner Narcolepsey by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017