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Definitions by Vashie Smashie

Poot and scoot

Walking by someone and farting.
It's like the walking farts but wetter.
Mom walked by us while we were all watching TV and did a poot and scoot
Poot and scoot by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025

Mississippi bum roast

When you fart so hard sitting in a heated seat that it turns off the heat!
I was getting a heated massage and then I did a Mississippi bum roast.

Tractor stack

When you fart so hard the air bubble hits your ball sack and makes them jiggle.
So driving on the interstate Kris farted so hard he did a tractor stack
Tractor stack by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025