cupboard cruising

When you're searching around in your cupboards looking for something to eat and you know their bare, but you continue to look anyways like someone cruising through their carpet looking for that last piece of crack

That dude knows he ain't got no food, he's like a crackhead cruising through the carpet for that last piece of crack, dude's "cupboard cruising" .

by VanDyke Brown April 20, 2017

Faux-file

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.

"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"

by VanDyke Brown September 09, 2015

Narciopath

A cross between a narcissist and a sociopath

Are you narcissist or a sociopath? I'm the best of both of my worlds, I'm a Narciopath!

by VanDyke Brown July 26, 2015

Mother Fuctress

Female version of a mother fucker

"Damn, that bitch is a real mother fuctress!"

by VanDyke Brown August 24, 2016