Definitions by VanDyke Brown

cupboard cruising 

When you're searching around in your cupboards looking for something to eat and you know their bare, but you continue to look anyways like someone cruising through their carpet looking for that last piece of crack

That dude knows he ain't got no food, he's like a crackhead cruising through the carpet for that last piece of crack, dude's "cupboard cruising" .

cupboard cruising by VanDyke Brown April 20, 2017

Mother Fuctress

Female version of a mother fucker

"Damn, that bitch is a real mother fuctress!"

Mother Fuctress by VanDyke Brown August 24, 2016

Faux-file 

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.

"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"

Faux-file by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015

Narciopath 

A cross between a narcissist and a sociopath

Are you narcissist or a sociopath? I'm the best of both of my worlds, I'm a Narciopath!

Narciopath by VanDyke Brown July 26, 2015