Definitions by Valma DooDoo

Resting Douche Face 

Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.

While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.

Resting Douche Face by Valma DooDoo May 20, 2015

poosterbate 

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

The Teri 

That girl that likes to put guys in their place. She doesn't take anything from anyone. She'll take their pride, smash it to pieces and hand it back to them with a smile on her face.

Don't mess with that girl, she acts just like The Teri.

The Teri by Valma DooDoo August 14, 2011

Southside Slickback 

When a dirty ass girl decides that its a better idea to slick her hair back into a ponytail, than it is to take a shower. She pulls it back tight against her head and adds product to make the grease look planned. She isn't fooling anyone.

Teri: Did you see that girl over there with the Southside Slickback?

Val: No but I could smell her.

Southside Slickback by Valma DooDoo August 14, 2011