Definitions by Valkyeie

dfm 

dfm is an acronym for the words “Don’t fucking matter”.

Also short for

“It don’t fucking matter/It doesn’t fucking matter”.

Used typically to display aggression and or annoyance over a topic that needed to be discussed but is no longer in conversation. However, dfm can also be used in a joking manner when in the correct context.

-serious/angry context-
A: “why did you leave the party so early?”

B: “it dfm”
A: “-rambles on-“

-joking context-
A: “why won’t you tell me what you’re hiding hm?”
B: “cuz it dfm 😂”
A: “If you say so aha”

dfm by Valkyeie February 9, 2019

rem 

An insult used by the British to describe an idiotic, retarded being.

Ok, you're an actual fucking rem

rem by Valkyeie May 1, 2018