VAN's definitions

MTV (Music Television)

A television station without music, and is the home of gay-ass reality TV shows.

"Hey guys, wanna watch some reality TV shows?"
"Ya sure thing dude"
"Cool bro, turn it on MTV"
"Lambda Phi Alpha Rules!!!"

by Van November 20, 2003

Toorak Tractor

"Toorak Tractor" is the name given to any of the glitzed up chrome-ridden "soccer mom/mum" SUVs often seen driving around Toorak; one of the more well to do suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. From BMW X5s and Land Rovers to Volkswagen Touraegs and Porsche Cayennes, some of them have the raw ability to navigate mountain passes and some of them don't. The point is that for anyone who lives in Toorak, venturing out into the countryside in their glorified tractor is the furthest thing from their minds.

There goes that rich bastard in his Toorak Tractor, the smug prick.

by Van February 3, 2005

pimp

the same as slut but for the male species. society views this as something kewl or new and great, when in truth, it is a bad thing and does nothing to promote the general wellfare of anything....

"Look at the pimp... hes so dumb.. he isnt anything!!!"

by VAN October 23, 2004

pum pum

a womans vagina

yo that gyal needs her pum pum ram up good!!!!

by Van April 21, 2003

wafflemayos

Origin: roflmao, meaning "Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off"

rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo

Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).

Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.

A: OMG IM ON TEH INTARWEB LOLOLO!
B: ?!@#$%^&*()
C: wafflemayos!
D: what's an intarweb?

by van August 10, 2004

fucketifuck

someone who is fucked up in the head or does crazy shit and is a crazy mofo.

This dude was soo fucketifucked that he went to the mental institution.

by Van July 4, 2004

eueh

a funny way that VAN laughs

eueheueheueheueh. That was funny - Van

by VAN June 28, 2003