VALERiE's definitions

griff

one who is 75% african-american

"he's not completely black, he's only a griff"

by valerie October 28, 2004

tea tax

to go crazy. Usually used in the form of "going tea tax" or any other form of the word going.

Omigod, let's go tea tax on Jason for calling me a bitch!

by Valerie August 2, 2004

cheetle

the orange powdered cheese that sticks on one's fingers after consuming foods such as doritos or cheez doodles.

"oh man, i just ate doritos! look at all the cheetle on my hands! better wipe them on my pants!"

by valerie July 19, 2004

disgustus

1. a mass of displeasing or disgusting matter
2. a person who is a waste of life
3. a feeling, generally brought on by exposure to displeasing or disgusting materials or people

1. "i definitely just sat in something. what's this disgustus on my butt?"
2. "what a weird kid. he's such a disgustus"
3. "i just gave that fat guy a sponge bath. i feel all disgustus."

by valerie July 19, 2004

artsy fartsy

used to describe either a person who does weird art for the sake of being artsy or the art that a person like that does. artsy fartsy is generally bad artwork that is made so weird and hard to understand, that people just assume it's genius.

"that artsy farsty girl just painted a canvas black. she thinks it represents her pain, but i think it's just artsy fartsy."

by valerie July 19, 2004

dreamshards

The peices or parts of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations that unfolded in a fantasy world while exhibiting certain stages of sleep.

Her dreamshards were woven from years past.

by Valerie June 17, 2004

craphat

When someone does something displeasing to another person, the annoyed person may assign the annoyer craphat-wearing status.

My roommate taped over the Iron Chef marathon before I got to watch it. He totally wears the craphat.

by Valerie May 24, 2004