get up on the wrong side of the bed

To be in a bad mood; to be grumpy or unpleasant for no apparent reason.

The phrase refers to someone being in a bad mood from the moment they wake up.

1) Stephan, you sure are irritable today - did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

2) I feel awful. I must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. On second thought, maybe it was all that champagne I drank last night!

by VAKI5 May 12, 2005

ABEND

"ABnormal END" - Abnormal termination (of software); {crash}; {lossage}. Derives from an error message on the IBM 360; used jokingly by hackers but seriously mainly by {code grinder}s. Usually capitalized, but may appear as `abend'. Hackers will try to persuade you that ABEND is called `abend' because it is what system operators do to the machine late on Friday when they want to call it a day, and hence is from the German `Abend' = `Evening'.

ABEND is comin hardcore!

by VAKI5 May 09, 2005

Mandamento

District, usual made of three mafia Families with adjoining territories. A capomandamento is usually entitled to a seat on the Commission.

Mondamento, il douche!!!...

by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

Kajf

Russian slang for euphoric pleasure or extreme satisfaction.

U tebja est trawa. Da, wot eto KAJF!

by VAKI5 September 23, 2005

cracking

gesturing as if cracking a whip, as a means of advertising crack for sale

by VAKI5 August 20, 2003

C.R.E.A.M.

Money. Acronym for Cash Rules Everything Around Me. From the Wu-Tang Clan (36 chambers 1993).

by VAKI5 September 14, 2003

boot

injecting drug partially into a vein, then withdrawing blood into syringe before reinjecting

"Park up somewhere, I 'need' to ave a quick boot"

by VAKI5 August 20, 2003