When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"
Adj. Similar to blamped
. Any attire or general appearance that is obviously carefully crafted, yet gives the overall appearance of hideousness. Such as an icredibly tacky outfit someone wears while thinking they are completely amazing.
Oh my god, did you see what Sheila's aunt is wearing? That dress is totally blampt.