Definitions by UselessEyeLasers

Hit me with a lamp 

When a woman wants a man to hit her in the face with his dick during sex

I want Shawn Mendes to hit me with a lamp

Hit me with a lamp by UselessEyeLasers May 15, 2019

Feelable 

Used to describe something relatable

What you just said was super feelable

Feelable by UselessEyeLasers December 5, 2018

Yesteraftermoreveninoonorrow 

when you don’t know when something is

Yeah, I’ll do it yesteraftermoreveninoonorrow .

Yesteraftermoreveninoonorrow by UselessEyeLasers November 5, 2018