m8

A shortened spelling of "Mate" that is used on the internet, which in itself is a slang term from Great Britain, Australia and New Zealand which means "Friend". Sometimes used as a stereotype of people from said countries, especially when it comes after "U Wot"
by UsefulInfoBeing May 27, 2016
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eat it

1) To crash, trip or fall, especially in while cycling
2) Used to rub a victory, comeback or overtaking into someone's face
3) A 1984 song parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" written and performed by comedy musician Weird Al Yankovic
1) I hit a big rock and just ate it and got this big road rash
2) Eat it, loser!
3) So eat it! Just eat it!
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essay

A short piece of writing with an average of 5 paragraphs that school children write to improve their experience in writing, grammar and reasoning. They get annoying and laborious once you reach middle school.

The topics that teachers give their students for essays are usually boring and irrelevant topics that are more enjoyable for adults, and sometimes they are actually some of the most impractical subjects to write an essay on.

The most common type is the argumentative essay. The total amount of written material from every argumentative essay a child has had to write that does nothing to enhance their knowledge or skill would probably rival that of the Marvel Universe, DC Universe, Star Wars Universe and Old and New Testament combined. I honestly think it's why kids get so pissed on the internet; because they've been trained to react defiantly to any sort of controversy. I usually title my argumentative essays with "Argumentative Essay Number" followed by a massive number like 40 billion or something.
I have to write an essay on the plot structure of Twelfth Night.

Kill me.
by UsefulInfoBeing June 02, 2016
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