Casey Heynes

The obese teenage star of a viral video that also stands as a beacon of anti-bullying.
In the video, Richard Gates (who is smaller than Casey) bullies Casey, insulting him, shoving him and punching him several times. After all of these attacks are proven to be ineffective, Richard goes in to tackle Casey, but instead Casey picks him up, walks a couple of feet forward, and slams Richard onto the ground.
Watching this video is satisfying every time, and Casey has become somewhat famous on the internet, even obtaining his own nickname, "Zangief Kid" after the character from the Street Fighter video game series who uses a special move similar to what Casey does to Richard.
Casey Heynes is my hero; now I can stand up to my school bullies!
by UsefulInfoBeing June 02, 2016
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essay

A short piece of writing with an average of 5 paragraphs that school children write to improve their experience in writing, grammar and reasoning. They get annoying and laborious once you reach middle school.

The topics that teachers give their students for essays are usually boring and irrelevant topics that are more enjoyable for adults, and sometimes they are actually some of the most impractical subjects to write an essay on.

The most common type is the argumentative essay. The total amount of written material from every argumentative essay a child has had to write that does nothing to enhance their knowledge or skill would probably rival that of the Marvel Universe, DC Universe, Star Wars Universe and Old and New Testament combined. I honestly think it's why kids get so pissed on the internet; because they've been trained to react defiantly to any sort of controversy. I usually title my argumentative essays with "Argumentative Essay Number" followed by a massive number like 40 billion or something.
I have to write an essay on the plot structure of Twelfth Night.

Kill me.
by UsefulInfoBeing June 02, 2016
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Utah

A US State founded by the LDS religion as they were escaping from oppression, and is currently on a mission to become the unofficial apprentice to California. The population is three fourths nice Mormons who kindly welcome newcomers, and one fourth homeless people and drug dealers, all depending on where you are. Other notable things include that the people apparently eat a lot of ice cream and Jello, and pretty much everything is closed on Sunday. Cool geological formations, too, and lots of football and basketball fans.
I went to Utah over the weekend.
by UsefulInfoBeing April 19, 2017
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