Usebleach's definitions
INWIRA is the abbreviation for: "Ironic Nude Woman in a red armchair"... The name is unique to the owner of YouTube channel"Virtual High Tea Coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", and is therefore protected by copyright...
Joanne Bloggs: "I feel like a bit of an INWIRA myself actually."
Her brother Joe Bloggs : You should set up a gym at home then; see if you can get into shape
Joanne Bloggs: "Cheeky. I meant I'm a prude; NOT butters..."
Her brother Joe Bloggs : You should set up a gym at home then; see if you can get into shape
Joanne Bloggs: "Cheeky. I meant I'm a prude; NOT butters..."
by Usebleach January 17, 2021
Get the Inwiramug. Butters
You call someone butters, if you are not attracted to them. They look like butter between your fingers feels. All gooey sticky Urrrh...
You call someone butters, if you are not attracted to them. They look like butter between your fingers feels. All gooey sticky Urrrh...
by Usebleach October 11, 2020
Get the Buttersmug. L.P stands for Low Profile
by Usebleach December 26, 2021
Get the L.Pmug. You say GO BACK TO OXFORD to someone who has a yuppy pad in Central London that they stay in off and on, which is now in Tier 2 or 3 covid-19 zone.
Jo Bloggs friend in London via phone: "Are you coming down to visit me in my pad this weekend Jo?"
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."
by Usebleach October 22, 2020
Get the Go back to Oxfordmug. Offkey
Offkey describes someone who, out of nowhere, brings up the fact that they're on their menopause.
Offkey describes someone who, out of nowhere, brings up the fact that they're on their menopause.
Example:
John the man: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue responds with something Offkey like: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?" and then walks off in a neurotic mess, looking for her car keys, cos shes got Brainfog.
John the man: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue responds with something Offkey like: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?" and then walks off in a neurotic mess, looking for her car keys, cos shes got Brainfog.
by Usebleach May 28, 2022
Get the OffKeymug. A Jorg Flow-d is a coconut footballer, who takes the knee for black criminals, before every UK premiere league match.
Fan to hus mate at a premiere league match: "Look at him, bended down on one knee."
Fans friend shouts: "Get up you Jorg Flow-d, and start scoring some goals for the UK; not America."
Fans friend shouts: "Get up you Jorg Flow-d, and start scoring some goals for the UK; not America."
by Usebleach May 28, 2022
Get the Jorg Flow-dmug. Racist
A "RACIST" is an Anarchist, cos no Anarchist is ever culturally or economically rich enough, to lead a calm enough life, not to care about viewing as one of a number of top priorities, the giving of free money to a poor black family, living in the slums.
A "RACIST" is an Anarchist, cos no Anarchist is ever culturally or economically rich enough, to lead a calm enough life, not to care about viewing as one of a number of top priorities, the giving of free money to a poor black family, living in the slums.
Anarchist addressing the crowd, after overthrowing the Government: "No more inequality or unemployment among the poor, unless they're black."
(all the poor white people cheer...)
A person in the crowd: "Is he racist?"
(all the poor white people cheer...)
A person in the crowd: "Is he racist?"
by Usebleach February 12, 2021
Get the Racistmug.