shamefly

The moment of shame when you're in the bathroom and realize you have been walking around with your fly open all day.

Pete: What's wrong with Larry? He's been stabby ever since we got back from lunch.

Bob: May be a bad case of shamefly. He was walking around with his fly open all morning.

shamefly by UrbanPenner June 4, 2015

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shameflu

When one becomes so full of shame/embarrassed that they are driven to fake sick or bothered as to avoid interaction with any human being or other creature.

Person 1- Dude, why'd you call in sick? You were fine yesterday...
Person 2- Ahh, last night was horrible! Puking on the hot coworker chick I was about to bang? I've got the shameflu...

shameflu by caiteelinn April 7, 2010

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shamefly • shameflage • shameflu • Shamefluence

Shamefluence

Influencing a person's actions or thoughts by invoking a sense of shame.

My friends shamefluenced me into thinking I shouldn't date someone that didn't fit their notion of cool...

Shamefluence by Dotchaos April 27, 2010

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shameflage

The performative act of publicly condemning an activity while secretly engaging in it, often with an air of exaggerated moral superiority to throw others off your scent.

Portemanteau of shame and camouflage, highlighting the duality of pretending to despise what you’re covertly indulging in.

“I can’t believe John is vaping. That’s so trashy,” she said, slipping her own vape into her purse with the practiced precision of a seasoned shameflager.

“Kyle’s rant about the evils of dating apps was peak shameflage—I saw his Tinder profile an hour later.”

shameflage by RyPyAtl December 9, 2024

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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