The moment of shame when you're in the bathroom and realize you have been walking around with your fly open all day.
Pete: What's wrong with Larry? He's been stabby ever since we got back from lunch.
Bob: May be a bad case of shamefly. He was walking around with his fly open all morning.
Bob: May be a bad case of shamefly. He was walking around with his fly open all morning.
by UrbanPenner June 4, 2015
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Person 1- Dude, why'd you call in sick? You were fine yesterday...
Person 2- Ahh, last night was horrible! Puking on the hot coworker chick I was about to bang? I've got the shameflu...
Person 2- Ahh, last night was horrible! Puking on the hot coworker chick I was about to bang? I've got the shameflu...
by caiteelinn April 7, 2010
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My friends shamefluenced me into thinking I shouldn't date someone that didn't fit their notion of cool...
by Dotchaos April 27, 2010
Get the Shamefluence mug.The performative act of publicly condemning an activity while secretly engaging in it, often with an air of exaggerated moral superiority to throw others off your scent.
Portemanteau of shame and camouflage, highlighting the duality of pretending to despise what you’re covertly indulging in.
Portemanteau of shame and camouflage, highlighting the duality of pretending to despise what you’re covertly indulging in.
“I can’t believe John is vaping. That’s so trashy,” she said, slipping her own vape into her purse with the practiced precision of a seasoned shameflager.
“Kyle’s rant about the evils of dating apps was peak shameflage—I saw his Tinder profile an hour later.”
“Kyle’s rant about the evils of dating apps was peak shameflage—I saw his Tinder profile an hour later.”
by RyPyAtl December 9, 2024
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