Turkey Tantrum

The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.
Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!
by Urban humor November 27, 2017
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Painting the Porcelain

When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen
I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?
by Urban humor May 23, 2017
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jizinal

A device found in upscale restaurants and homes for the purpose of male masturbation and the "catching of the jizz"
We had dinner at a 5 Star steak restaurant and it was so good when I finished I had to use the jizinal to release my pleasure!
by Urban humor September 24, 2015
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Self-Deprecating Defacating

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit
Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating
by Urban humor May 23, 2019
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Invisible Curb

When you stubble on a sidewalk on absolutely nothing, yet you look back as if a huge curb jumped up and caused you to trip!
Mike: Did you just see that guy trip?
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!
by Urban humor September 21, 2017
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Alcoholic Ninja

The one person you always try to,avoid at the bar but he somehow seems to show up out of nowhere and spews his drunk stupidity at you.
My girlfriend and I were having a great time at the bar last night and out of nowhere Pat appears , completely drunk , talking about his latest female conquest. He is such a fucking Alcoholic Ninja!
by Urban humor May 27, 2017
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Priestophile

Priest that keeps having to move around because he is a pedophile.
Father Johnny has been transferred 15 times in the last two years. He is such a Priestophile!
by Urban humor February 28, 2020
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