Mexican Drano

Any Mexican meal that once ingested rockets through your stomach and out "unclogging the drain".

Lisa and I had dinner at Loco Mexico last night and the Mexican Drano hit the porcelain an hour later.

by Urban humor August 09, 2017

Turkey Tantrum

The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.

Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!

by Urban humor December 07, 2017

Hurricane Anal

When a hurricane passes by you on the coast, but circles back and comes in the back door.

Bob: Hurricane Matthew is a Cat 4 coming our way!
Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!

by Urban humor October 06, 2016

Scrotum Bun

When the hair on the scrotum gets so long you can tie it in to a bun

Lisa: Did you sleep with Frank last night?
Anne: yes, and he really knows how to use his scrotum bun!

by Urban humor July 21, 2017

New Year’s Anal

When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.

Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.

Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby

by Urban humor December 23, 2017

Doomer

A Baby Boomer that believes we are all doomed by the behavior of the following generations

Jake: Did you hear Mr. Jones say the world is going to implode in the next 20 years?
Zoey: He is such a freaking Doomer!

by Urban humor January 21, 2020

nasal grenade

When you flick a booger in to an unsuspecting group and everyone scatters.

We were eating dinner last night and I lobbed a nasal grenade in to the adjoining booth.

by Urban humor June 10, 2017