Urban humor's definitions

wipelash

Injury caused by attempting to wipe too fast from behind.

gary: I really hurt my wrist this morning.

Sheila: what happened?
Gary: I took a bad poop and tried to wipe too fast. Now I've got wipelash!

by Urban humor August 12, 2017

Cat 5 Shit Storm

Highest classification of post Mexican meal bathroom experience

We went to Burrito City last night for dinner and by 8:00pm I was headed toward the Leeward Islands (closest bathroom to the living room) as a Cat 5 Shit Storm!

by Urban humor September 21, 2017

Trumpatorium

The location of the urn containing the ashes of Trumps porn pictures and calendar of his date nights with Putin

Bob: Did you see that creepy new cemetery outside of D.C.?
Tim: Yes, that’s where they built the Trumpatorium!

by Urban humor May 11, 2018

Trump Golf

The art of lying about anything on the golf course

Trump: I had a hole-in-one today
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!

by Urban humor August 24, 2017

Wayward Wipe

The accidental spreading of poop on your butt when wiping and not getting it fully removed.

Husband: I pooped but I think I had a wayward wipe because it still smells back there.
Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!

by Urban humor July 30, 2017

military parade

Presidential event to compensate for things he has that are much smaller

President Trump wants to have a Bigly Military Parade because everything he has is small.

by Urban humor February 10, 2018

Mexican Drano

Any Mexican meal that once ingested rockets through your stomach and out "unclogging the drain".

Lisa and I had dinner at Loco Mexico last night and the Mexican Drano hit the porcelain an hour later.

by Urban humor August 9, 2017