jizinal

A device found in upscale restaurants and homes for the purpose of male masturbation and the "catching of the jizz"

We had dinner at a 5 Star steak restaurant and it was so good when I finished I had to use the jizinal to release my pleasure!

by Urban humor November 08, 2015

military parade

Presidential event to compensate for things he has that are much smaller

President Trump wants to have a Bigly Military Parade because everything he has is small.

by Urban humor February 10, 2018

Trump Golf

The art of lying about anything on the golf course

Trump: I had a hole-in-one today
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!

by Urban humor August 24, 2017

Wayward Wipe

The accidental spreading of poop on your butt when wiping and not getting it fully removed.

Husband: I pooped but I think I had a wayward wipe because it still smells back there.
Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!

by Urban humor July 30, 2017

Trump Yahtzee

When the President tells the exact same lie 5 times in a row

Wait, he just said that was the largest inauguration crowd ever for the 5th time today!

Trump Yahtzee!!!

by Urban humor October 13, 2017

Ghosn Potion

Magical elixir for fleeing from one country to another.

I got arrested in Thailand and had to drink some Ghosn Potion to get back to America.

by Urban humor January 10, 2020

Alcoholic Ninja

The one person you always try to,avoid at the bar but he somehow seems to show up out of nowhere and spews his drunk stupidity at you.

My girlfriend and I were having a great time at the bar last night and out of nowhere Pat appears , completely drunk , talking about his latest female conquest. He is such a fucking Alcoholic Ninja!

by Urban humor May 27, 2017