Urban Ranger's definitions

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

humpaholic

Person who humps non-stop until erection.

My girl is a humpaholic. I tried to jizz on her face but she kept humping me when I tried to push her off.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.

Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003

humpaholic

To hump non-stop during sexual activities.

My girl was fucking my dick all night long even after I jizzed in her. She is a humpaholic.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

Gigglelicious

A gay persons way of saying funny.

Normal Person: That was so funny that I crapped my pants.

Gay Person:That was so gigglelicious that I jizzed my pants.(out of his ass)

by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003