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Wingman

Wingman
A Wingman is a guy you bring along with you on singles
outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women.

Typically in these ways :
• The Wingman will always be there to “occupy” least
attractive girl of the pair so that you may engage in the “hotty”
• Often, when an attractive girl is out with an ugly friend, she often feels restricted to not leave that ugly friend alone, thus making the hot girl, un-touchable.
• When the wingman technique is used, both girls are
approached by the men, and the Wingman automatically
engages in conversation with the ugly girl.
• Now that the hot friend sees that the ugly girl has finally found a man, she is now free to start scouting.
• This is where you come in “unexpectidly” and “accidentaly”, and begin catching up on “old times” with the Wingman.
• The Wingman then offers the ugly girl to dance, (which
rarley happens to her) so she wont be able to resist.

Two situations may arise:
1.) She tells her hot friend to come along, in which you
automatically MUST be invited, since you know the
Wingman, and have already been introduced to the hotty.
2.) They go dance, leaving you and the hotty in for
some solid face time.
• At the end of the night, after you have worked your
magic, the Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers
the girls to comeback to his place for a little ‘after party’.
• Once everyone arrives, the Wingman “occupies” the
ugly girl IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself and the
sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can bang her, bang her like a drum....

Important note: Keep in mind that a wingman
should never be too inexperienced or he will hold
you back…the Wingman should always be of equal
or greater knowledge then you.

Learning and practiceing the Wingman support system
is an unbelievable asset if done right. Your wingman is
an invaluable assistant for you so don't underestimate
the value of finding a Wingman that can work with you.
"Hey Buddy, are you gonna be my Wingman tonight?"
"I need a Wingman, ASAP!"

"If you need a Wingman, I'm here for you buddy"
by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2005
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Trucker

An often picked on, misunderstood profession that's thankless, that's VERY important. Often filled with steering wheel holders who have no real talent. But those people are a minority not the majority. Some times this profession is filled with cut throat companies who under pay drivers. But the truth is nothing would be able to function normally with trucks that includes our military.
Without trucks/truckers America STOPS!
Make the CDL test HARDER and get rid of the wannabe Truckers!
by Urban Dictionary January 5, 2006
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Mad Dawg

~Noun~
Entry 1.-Manly man. Handsome and virile. Part of the "well endowed" species. Natural habitat in the southern US.

Entry 2.-The doctor of love.

Entry 3.-Interest in Mustangs. Can usually be found posting such related post boards.
Mad Dawg is so cool. I wish I could be like him.
by Urban Dictionary February 25, 2004
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pudge

Ryan Sherman is a pudge
by Urban Dictionary May 30, 2003
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Ayse

It is a Turkish female name, meaning "She whom must be obeyed"
It is pronounced Aisha/ Eye Sha, Eye Sheh...

So, as the name suggests..."She whom must be obeyed", the woman who demands something must be given in to her every desire and need. This is called an "Ayse"
by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005
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Double Decker

The double upper decker. performed by two people in the same toilet.
Jared and I both shit in the upper tank of a toilet.
by Urban Dictionary August 24, 2005
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Libertyville

Typical Northwest Chicago Suburb. Wealthy enough to look down on other suburbs (especially Mundelein), while still believing they are "down to earth" because they are not as rich as Lake Forest. Residents will often remind you that Libertyville is better than your town, often followed up with "we don't do THAT in Libertyville, we do it THIS way." The guys are the cookie cutter Dave Matthews band followers. They wear expensive sandals, sporting a $50 haircut made to look "shaggy", smoking lots of pot, and claiming to be hippies while being die-hard republicans without really knowing why or following politics. The girls are devastatingly sheltered, but think they understand racism because "there was a black kid that went to my high school". They can be heard saying, "we like totally have minorities too just like anywhere else. Like my doctor is totally Indian and my psychiatrist is Chinese or something."
"Oh my GOD, you would NEVER see that in Libertyville!"
by Urban Dictionary February 13, 2008
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