UrBaN dIcTiOnArY's definitions

skivvies

Slang for underwear, generally mens trunks or briefs, but can also be applied to singlets or undershirts. Can also be applied to swimwear or other skimpy items of clothing.

Not to be confused with skivvy, a long-sleeved, tight-fitting shirt.

Seeing Joe in his skivvies is definitely an inspiration to spend more time at the beach.

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2006

bed job

when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.

OR

they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight

"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"

OR

"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"

by Urban Dictionary August 22, 2007

Guff

another persons smart-attiude. There words that are totally uncalled for and are making them look like a butchi. See bitchi for more.

Guy - Shut up before I smack you, slut.
Guy (2) - I don't want you guff, slut. Shut the hell up.

by Urban Dictionary April 22, 2003

mcdonalds

When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.

I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

spark in my ass

A sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility

In the morning, I awoke with a spark in my ass, so I decided to run two miles, at the highschool track.

by Urban Dictionary November 17, 2007

muffin

1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food

1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."

by Urban Dictionary February 9, 2005

Ja Rule

Ja Rule, hip hop culture's whipping boy and worst rapper of all time. His name is used to define any situation in which you are going to get super trashed, feel like you have been "a little too fucked up" or got the short end of the stick.

OR

When you're street racing for pinks and you lose, but still expect some booty from Monica afterward.

"Fuck dude, I got a little too Ja Ruled at the party. I had to fucking peace early."

"Get Ja'd bitches"

"Those kids really Ja'd me on the deal."

"MOOOONNNNIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!"

by Urban Dictionary December 9, 2008