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ROFL

A very stupid word created by some Internet GEEKS/NERDS meaning "Rolling On Floor Laughing". How can they still type when they're "ROFL" ???
Mingus: I am a hacker!!! I will install a virus in your computer right now!!!
Lawonda: OK! ROFL!
by Urban Dictionary September 6, 2003
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pre-calculus

A course on outdated mathematics that is not necessary when a higher level of math has been reached. Its main purpose is to amplify the beauty of Calculus, where everything is so much easier thanks to the derivative.
Pre-Calculus Student: Hey, can you help me with my pre-calculus homework?
Me: No, I'm a mathematician.
by Urban Dictionary August 16, 2012
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Pakistani Shower

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating
Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.
by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2007
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Chingon

A vulgar way of saying "cool, |33t, awesome".
That was the most chingon game I've ever played.
by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2003
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super soaker

A really big wet dream. Not just big either...super big. The type of thing you brag about to everyone you know.
Jimmy: "Hey mom, guess what! I had a super soaker last night, I woke up with a giant cum-beard and my belly was wet. I can't wait to tell everyone!"
by Urban Dictionary May 25, 2005
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godfuck

a new version of the old "goddam it" or
"jesus christ" usually a term of anger or frustration.
godfuck, i left my paper at home.
by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005
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Gimme Mine

To pull the hand across the back of one's neck while applying heavy pressure in a ripping method after they say something unintelligent or ridiculous.

Typically played as a never-ending game while in school. When someone says something dumb, simply "get yours" while saying loudly "GIMME MINE" or "GIMME MINES" or "OOOOOH...I GOTTA GET MINE ON THAT ONE".
1. Tony: Man did you see the Super Bowl? The Eagles put a whooping on the Patriots.
Frank: OOOOH...GIMME MINE YOU STUPID S.O.B.!
by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005
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