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ass man

License plate that Kramer received accidentally on an episode of Seinfeld. It was supposed to go to a proctologist. He uses it to park in a reserved spot for doctors and gets caught by the man it was supposed to belong to.
by Urban Dictionary March 27, 2005
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Preppy

A prep is someone who doesn't need to tell people that they are a prep people just assume. Preps wear nice clothes usualy consisting of polo, lily pulitzer, lacoste, j crew, ect. They are the people everyone wants to be. Always composed and looking fresh. Never wearing loads of make-up but still looking good. We all have a collection of purses including at least 5 of any of these: a coach, dooney and burke, or a vera bradley. Our collars are always flipped and never have a crease.

Girls: a daily outfit; polo shirt with collar popped and a plaid mini and eliza b flip flops, not to mention tiffany jewlrey

Guys: a daily outfit; polo shirt with collar popped and plaid shorts with birkenstoks

Preps Never:
1. wear trashy clothes
2. show too much clevage
3. except an engagment ring that doesn't come in a turquoise box
4. go anywhere without a ribbon handy

Classic Prep: always summering in the hamptons or the vinyard. Plays golf, lacrosse, field hockey, or soccer.

The New Prep: summering wherever they want but always end up having a good time. Shop at all the cutest stores but only but what is concidered preppy. Play field hockey, lacrosse or soccer ; but the occasional golfer.
There that preppy girl goes with her collar flipped up and her adorable lacrosse boyfriend
by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2004
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free-basing

the act of smoking a drug that is not in its sault form. (cocaine, meth, dmt). snortable cocaine is in its salt form which means it is linked with HCl. When you freebase it, you neutralize the HCl leaving you with pure cocaine. HCl is said to be the base so you "free" it from the "base"
I freebased some dmt the other day and broke into tryptamine hyperspace.
by Urban Dictionary May 6, 2004
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Calabrese

1.) A native of the southernmost region of the Italian mainland, Calabria.

2.) A descendant of an Italian from Calabria.
Many Calabrese immigrated to America in the early 20th century.
by Urban Dictionary April 12, 2004
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sleepaway camp

Once upon a time there was a camper giving Indian Head to Dan B. on top of Tyler Hill when they heard a noise. The boy turned To Wanda and told her to run, so they sprinted away and followed the Pocono Trail until they reached its
Summit, where the girl stopped and Point o Pined to her left. They were surrounded by water, with Raquette, Echo, Timber, Brant, Tripp, and Cedar Lakes closing in on all sides. Quickly, they Monroed the boat until they reached
the border of Canadensis, where it was safe to lie down and gaze up at the Starlight in the night Skylemar. After tweeting to charlie Shane about how they were #Winado, the campers began sipping on gin and Taconic while eating a combo platter from the Blue Ridge diner. Dan B., a Vega-terian, only ate the fries. In the middle of jamming to flo rida's "shawty got Lohikan," a horrible smell pierced the air. While they sat wondering who Kutschered the cheese, or perhaps even dropped some Timber Tops, they began to hear noises coming from the Pine Forest. Suddenly, Mataponi Damon appeared from behind the Laurel tree to invite them to his movie premiere of "its raining Scaticos and dogs". The campers reasoned that "When in Romaca, do as the Romans do" and joined the native american themed party. Smirking, they threw on their Iroqouis Springs attire and went upstairs to finish MahKeenAcing giving Indian Head. Before they could finish, however, the camper heard yet another noise and thought to himself "oh brother, here Owego again"
jewography, sleepaway camp
by Urban Dictionary June 29, 2011
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friend with benefits

A concept exactly described and labeled "erotic friendship" by Milan Kundera in his classic novel "The Unbearable Lightness of Being", which impressed the literate world back in 1984. That is basically what that book is about: "friend with benefits" vs. "traditional". - And who wins? Well, let's say: both fail, but "traditional" does it with more grace.
I don´t love you, but I like you, I mean, I really like you, I like to have go out with you, I love to have sex with you. You are sort of my friend with benefits.
by Urban Dictionary July 4, 2004
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Ass Period

What you miss after having anal sex, meaning you are not ass-pregnant.
I pulled her on the bed and did her up the ass, later she told me she missed her ass period.
by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2010
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