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nipple bandit 

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When someone has 3 or more nipples, suggesting that they have stolen their extras ones from someone else
That guy on the beach today must’ve been a really good nipple bandit, he had like, 3 extras
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Nipple Bandit 

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Someone who has three nipples, suggesting that they have stolen one from someone else.
Did you see that guy at the beach, he’s a nipple bandit
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Coonin’

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To be like a raccoon in the garage; to eat an unholy amount of food at random intervals of the day
I woke up super hungry last night so I started coonin’ on 3 gallons of ice cream.
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