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jigga

Someone of asian decent that acts black or "ghetto"
"wazup ma asian Jigga!"
by UR MOM February 19, 2003
mugGet the jiggamug.

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.
So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!
by Ur Mom October 25, 2004
mugGet the Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Crackedmug.

Redneck

1 out of 8 of all yous guys's moms. Some redneck "Ma's" like to hang out at shitty bars full of dirty men of the same class that smell really bad and know not much. They have every recipe on how to prepare squirell and possum.
LeAnn brought home some trashy redneck guy from the Puke'N Piss Pub and introduced him to her sister. Her sister, Josie-Sue, said "Ah jus' got dun cookin......so yall want some frah-ed gourmet possum?"
by Ur Mom September 15, 2004
mugGet the Redneckmug.

french military victories

a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
good one but really...
by ur mom November 26, 2004
mugGet the french military victoriesmug.

urakhai

a gaint man handling orc, that likes to swing his sword around ur dad
ur mom boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies
by ur mom July 31, 2004
mugGet the urakhaimug.

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