BitchLink

"BitchLink" can refer to multiple things.

1. A link that leads you to some error page shit saying that you've encountered some kind of FuckUp on your network when really, there isn't. Basically, a link that's being a bitch to you.

2. The error page that a BitchLink(1) may lead you to. It is a redirection to an error page if something goes wrong, or some NetShit causes you problems.

"FUCK! I COULDN'T GET ON MY MYSPACE CAUSE THAT BITCH LINK IT KEEPS SENDING ME TO..."
"Did you disable then enable your connection?"
"Um...DUH! That's why it's called a BitchLink you fuck-head! It's being an unfair snotty little brat who always tries to get guys to-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's skip the nasty stuff here. Maybe you should check in a few days."
"This bitch ain't gonna be easy."

by Up4Ownage February 23, 2009

Saucetache

A mustache of leftover sauce or condiments, such as ketchup or steak sauce

Todd had a saucetache because he drowned his steak in sauce.

by Up4Ownage February 01, 2010

Petits

Very small breasts. Cup size usually A or B.

Girl: Hey, wanna squeeze me?
Guy: Nice petits, but I think I'll go to Hooters instead.

by Up4Ownage March 01, 2010

Pocketful of Sunshine

A pocket full of drugs of some type, typically weed, or some other type, since hippies associate themselves with the sun for some reason.

"Hey Bob, that football captain guy is sooo hot that I get a pocketful of sunshine when I see him."
"what? You get a pocketful of drugs from him?"
"No, he just makes me sooo hot..."
"Where'd you get that definition? From that first definition of pocketful of sunshine that retard made?

by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009

Fuckwild

to fornicate like there's no tomorrow.

While I was away for vacation, Jen went fuckwild, so I broke up with her.

by Up4Ownage February 17, 2010

Lemon Filling

n. - Any amount of left over urine on the underside of a toilet seat.

You can avoid leaving a lemon filling by lifting up the toilet seat before you pee.

by Up4Ownage March 31, 2011

Phonestalker

A person who constantly, or frequently calls a person without said person's consent, much to the person's dismay. This could be due to the fact that gas prices are going up, that the person is scared to follow you, that the person MUST use all their minutes so they don't expire, or that your voice on the phone just turns 'em on.

"Phonestalker."
"I'M NOT A PHONESTALKER! I ran out of minutes anyway..."
"I'm saved!"

by Up4Ownage February 05, 2009