A term that autistic people should use to refer to neurotypicals. Mostly because it rolls off the tongue a lot easier than the word “neurotypical” does, and doesn’t sound too respectful (after all, they’ve never respected us much either!)
It’s short for “sapiens”, and refers to the theory that autistic people might have a similar mentality to Neanderthals and other early humans, due to having a “visual brain” as opposed to a “social brain” like the typical H. Sapiens. Which explains why those neurotypicals seem like a different species at times.
It’s short for “sapiens”, and refers to the theory that autistic people might have a similar mentality to Neanderthals and other early humans, due to having a “visual brain” as opposed to a “social brain” like the typical H. Sapiens. Which explains why those neurotypicals seem like a different species at times.
Those sapes always follow the herd, they do whatever society tells them to do. That’s because they have social brains.
People say that democracy benefits everyone equally, but that’s such a sape thing to say. They outnumber us 99 to 1, of course THEY would benefit more from democracy than WE would! Not that there are any better alternatives, of course.
I like sapes individually, but as a group, I don’t trust them. As long as they remain divided amongst themselves, they’re okay, but if they ever join together they’ll hunt us down the first thing they do.
People say that democracy benefits everyone equally, but that’s such a sape thing to say. They outnumber us 99 to 1, of course THEY would benefit more from democracy than WE would! Not that there are any better alternatives, of course.
I like sapes individually, but as a group, I don’t trust them. As long as they remain divided amongst themselves, they’re okay, but if they ever join together they’ll hunt us down the first thing they do.
by Unstable Sub-Genius January 14, 2024
Get the Sapemug. 1. The female urethra. Not the same thing as the vagina, although clueless dudes frequently confuse the two.
2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.
2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.
1. Some women derive sexual pleasure from inserting the tips of ballpoint pens or other narrow objects into the Dilbert hole. Occasionally done by female office workers due to the widespread availability of pens in the office.
2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!
2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!
by Unstable Sub-Genius February 25, 2023
Get the Dilbert holemug. That moment a conservative or right-wing commentator stops pretending to admire Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., and admits they never really cared for the man (or the Civil Rights movement in general) after all.
King flipping falls just a tad short of actually defending segregation or Jim Crow. The conservative making these statements will typically just say that the civil rights activists and the segregationists were both bad in their own way. However, don’t expect him or her to maintain this stance for long. Once someone has King flipped, their metamorphosis from a conservative into a full-blown white supremacist is almost guaranteed, and likely to happen soon.
King flipping falls just a tad short of actually defending segregation or Jim Crow. The conservative making these statements will typically just say that the civil rights activists and the segregationists were both bad in their own way. However, don’t expect him or her to maintain this stance for long. Once someone has King flipped, their metamorphosis from a conservative into a full-blown white supremacist is almost guaranteed, and likely to happen soon.
-Charlie Kirk used to call Dr. King a hero, but now he says King was “awful” and the Civil Rights Act was a mistake because it created too many federal bureaucracies. And he wants to spend Martin Luther King Day railing about this to everyone who will listen. Looks like Charlie has officially King flipped. He’ll probably be playing Johnny Rebel songs at his rallies before long.
-Conservatives’ attitudes toward race tend to decay predictably over time, almost like radioactive isotopes do. The decay chain for the conservative isotope goes something like this, with each step typically having a shorter half-life than the previous one:
1. “Can’t we just stop talking about race? Let’s all just be colorblind.”
2. “Dr. King was a Republican, and Democrats are the real racists! Just like in 1860!”
3. “Blacks are more racist than whites, and BLM is a terrorist group. Dr. King would have agreed with me, you know. He’d want us to build the wall and ban books, too.”
4. “Aw, f*** it! Dr. King really wasn’t a good person and I’m sick of pretending he’d be on our side, because I know he wouldn’t. And Civil Rights was a Commie plot. I’m totally not a racist, though.” this stage is the King flip
5. There’s nothing wrong with being a racist. We’d be better off if the South had won. And maybe we should start questioning the mainstream narrative of World War II, too.
-Conservatives’ attitudes toward race tend to decay predictably over time, almost like radioactive isotopes do. The decay chain for the conservative isotope goes something like this, with each step typically having a shorter half-life than the previous one:
1. “Can’t we just stop talking about race? Let’s all just be colorblind.”
2. “Dr. King was a Republican, and Democrats are the real racists! Just like in 1860!”
3. “Blacks are more racist than whites, and BLM is a terrorist group. Dr. King would have agreed with me, you know. He’d want us to build the wall and ban books, too.”
4. “Aw, f*** it! Dr. King really wasn’t a good person and I’m sick of pretending he’d be on our side, because I know he wouldn’t. And Civil Rights was a Commie plot. I’m totally not a racist, though.” this stage is the King flip
5. There’s nothing wrong with being a racist. We’d be better off if the South had won. And maybe we should start questioning the mainstream narrative of World War II, too.
by Unstable Sub-Genius January 14, 2024
Get the King flipmug.