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Conservatnik

A conservative/Republican/MAGA supporter in the USA whose positions on foreign policy are suspiciously in line with the Kremlin’s.

Portmanteau of “conservative” with vatnik (Russian ultranationalist).
Tucker Carlson said he is rooting for the Russians to win in Ukraine. He is such a conservatnik!

Conservatniks keep extolling Putin’s Russia for its “traditional values” while claiming Western countries are decadent. Whose side are they really on?

I know people like to say the horseshoe theory is BS. But, isn’t it strange how so many “anti-imperialist” leftists sound just like conservatniks when it comes to foreign policy?
by Unstable Sub-Genius January 16, 2024
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Sape

A term that autistic people should use to refer to neurotypicals. Mostly because it rolls off the tongue a lot easier than the word “neurotypical” does, and doesn’t sound too respectful (after all, they’ve never respected us much either!)

It’s short for “sapiens”, and refers to the theory that autistic people might have a similar mentality to Neanderthals and other early humans, due to having a “visual brain” as opposed to a “social brain” like the typical H. Sapiens. Which explains why those neurotypicals seem like a different species at times.
Those sapes always follow the herd, they do whatever society tells them to do. That’s because they have social brains.

People say that democracy benefits everyone equally, but that’s such a sape thing to say. They outnumber us 99 to 1, of course THEY would benefit more from democracy than WE would! Not that there are any better alternatives, of course.

I like sapes individually, but as a group, I don’t trust them. As long as they remain divided amongst themselves, they’re okay, but if they ever join together they’ll hunt us down the first thing they do.
by Unstable Sub-Genius January 14, 2024
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Abortion goatse

A graphic photo of an aborted fetus. Usually displayed without warning by anti-abortion activists who are seeking to shock audiences into opposing abortion. But such photos may also just be used for generalized shock value, like the traditional Goatse.
Randall Terry says he is running for president in 2024 because he wants to run abortion goatse ads on national television.

Randall Terry thinks seeing abortion goatses on TV will convince Americans to oppose abortion like he does, but more likely, it will just convince Americans that he is a crazy person.
by Unstable Sub-Genius April 29, 2024
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