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Troll Candidate

A candidate in any election that is a complete joke and no one expects to make past the primaries.
Man that guy is such a troll candidate there is no way he makes it past the primaries.

HiS PoLiCiEs ArE sO GoOd, HoW cOuLd YoU sAy ThAt!
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Biden-omics

Locked in an battle with Swiftonomics to see which model can fuck over the poorest people in the United States and abroad.
It’s a shame that swiftonomics caused the price of food in my city to jump by 15% so now I will not be able to feed my family for the next week or so, but hey it’s Taylor, maybe I can hear her music in the parking lot.

Hey you know that factory that was supposed to open up here, wasn’t it a Tesla plant?

Yeah their moving that back to the US as a side-effect of biden-omics

Damn that sucks, looks like I will have to go back to the subsistence farm and hope that there are no droughts that will kill off my entire family.
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Perry Johnson

Accomplished Businessman and Potential Republican Candidate for US President in the 2024 US Presidential election.

Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.

Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.

Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.

A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.
Damn it’s crazy that Perry Johnson managed to beat out Ron DeSantis for the Republican presidential endorsement after Donald J. Trump left the party and ran independently.

Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan
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Cocaine Capitalism

A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.
*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.
by Unquestionably Burdensome February 15, 2024
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