Spiro Agnew

Richard Nixon’s Segregationist Vice President who wholeheartedly embraced the Greek Spirit of Corruption and was ousted on corruption charges not related to the Water Gate Scandal.
“Hey that Greek President committed such a Spiro Agnew by giving his illiterate second cousin control over the Treasury Department”
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Aleonomics

The study of getting completely shit faced with your buddies and going on a tangent about excessive government regulation, the minimum wage, and tariffs, before shiting yourself and passing out in your friend’s apartment.
Damn did you here what happened to Alex yesterday, I heard they were literally scrubbing diarrhea out of the wall paper

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Franklin D. Roosevelt

32nd president of the United States of America and a total dipshit motherfucker who cheated on his wife, undermined the judicial branch of the Federal government (via court packing), broke the 2 terms per president norm (they made a law after this making it effectively impossible), ruthlessly undermined the opposition blaming them for the worst economic crisis in US History (the Great Depression), pushed an economic recovery plan that ended up crashing the economy again (New Deal), needed a global war to prevent his entire administration from being another shit stain on history.
Hey you know that guy who tried to completely destroy the Checks and Balances system of American Democracy?”

“Oh yeah Franklin D. Roosevelt”
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Cocaine Capitalism

A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.
*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.
by Unquestionably Burdensome February 16, 2024
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