meatloaf

To tell a woman you love her in order to have sex, without considering in advance that she will think this means you are in a relationship (from the last verse of Paradise by the Dashboard Light)

"She'll definitely sleep wtih me if I meatloaf her, but I have too much integrity to do that. Not to mention that she might stalk me after I break up with her."

by Uncleegg May 20, 2009

maid cycle

The interval between visits from the cleaning woman, during which time a guy's place gets progrssively messier and less presentabale

"I can't invite her over here tonight because she's never seen my place this late in the maid cycle."

by UncleEgg June 05, 2009