sex

Bro Chelsea loves sex. I think i scored one tonight!
by Uncle Snap November 19, 2022
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BUD LIGHT VIRUS

The virus stores/companies catch if they make a woke ahh decision. Like Bud Light put Dylan Mulvaney in their commercials and cans. And Target putting woke ahh shirts for children in their stores. wtf.
Bro Target caught the BUD LIGHT VIRUS. I hope Busch Light doesn't catch it
by Uncle Snap May 30, 2023
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FUCK BASKETBALL

This is not the place to vent but i’m doing it anyway

IM FUCKIN DONE! I CANNOT GO A FUCKIN DAY WITHOUT SEEING SOMETHING RELATED TO FUCKIN BASKETBALL! I DONT SEE SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL, NASCAR, OR HOCKEY! AND SOCCER DOESN’T POP UP AS MUCH AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT! JUST FUCKING BASKETBALL THAT DOES IT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME! AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DOUCHEFUCKS WHO WANK TO THE NBA LOGO POSTING RETARTED FUCKING BASKETBALL EDITS AND SHOTS ON YOUTUBE SHORTS! THEY NEED TO FUCKING MAKE A TIER LIST OF ALL THEIR MENTAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF MAKING THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHORTS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT! AND IF THEY GET LOTS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, IT FROM BOTS. AND THE NBA EVEN HAS MORE POWER THAN US CONGRESS SOMETIMES THEY NEED TO CUT THE FUCK DOWN! AND NCAA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE? NAH NAH NAH THE MONTH OF MARCH WAS DEDICATED TO YOUR LITTLE SPORT AND YOU WANT EVERYONE TO MAKE A BRACKET ABOUT IT! NCAA IS JUST A BUNCH OF COLLEGE KIDS WASTING THEIR FUCKING LIFE AWAY ON INDOCTRINATIONS. AND EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATLIN CLARK? DOUCHEBAGS SAY SHE HOT BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN FAITH SEED FROM FAR CRY 5 OR FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT FAR CRY 5 IS, SHE LOOKS LIKE ANTHONY FANTANO WITHOUT THE BEARD AND LONG HAIR. BY THE JAWLINE YOU PROBABLY AINT A GIRL! HE HIM HE HIM HE HIM!
by Uncle Snap July 03, 2024
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finn

he is not sigma and he just hates minorities
finn is not sigma and he just hates minorities
by Uncle Snap April 04, 2024
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ken ken

dumbass puzzles from japan that american math teachers make their students do
Ooh. Ching chong. Washee Washee. Nee sha nee! You nee do ken ken
by Uncle Snap June 23, 2023
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Sex Trap

When a girl invites a man to something (like hanging out) for the sole reason of having sex. This is different from a thirst trap which is just meant to turn someone on, whereas a sex trap is to have sex.
Bro Cayla keeps trying to sex trap me i need to quit hanging out with her.
by Uncle Snap March 12, 2025
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