Democrat

Someone who wakes up in the morning, turns on MSNBC, then gets in there electric car to get an abortion.

see? i just summed up a democrat in 5 seconds

by Uncle Snap December 21, 2023

billie eilish

she makes songs for girls who think they're psychopaths and capable of murder when in reality they're too scared to ask for more
ketchup packets.

mia mc’emo: can you ask for more ketchup packets,

her boyfriend: i bet you listen to billie eilish

by Uncle Snap August 19, 2023

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by Uncle Snap June 03, 2023

Diesel

Engines that are a gift from god

We love smokin that diesel. It screams out freedom like a big bald eagle

by Uncle Snap July 22, 2023

mcdonald’s nuggets

tasteless white filth

mcdonald’s nuggets are tasteless white filth

by Uncle Snap June 10, 2024

fortnite

cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe

fortnite is cringe

by Uncle Snap April 13, 2023

rock

hard dick

hobo 1: i love rocks

hobo 2: fag

by Uncle Snap March 13, 2024