The act of seeking revenge on your girl friend, wife, side piece, etc... by secretly placing a jalepeno slice on the tip of your dick like a halo over Jesus and thrusting it into the cunt hole of said bitch. You may choose to pound the vag but would be at great risk of draw back. If you plan to finish, use a condom.
Big Easy: so I caught my wife nailing the ups driver. I guess what brown can do for me is stop boning my wife.
Tyrant: does she know? If not you should give her a Hollapeeño. Use a condom though. I fucked that up last time. Couldn’t walk for 4 days.
Big Easy: the fuck is a condom? I’ll just give it one deep push in pull out and cover her face then piss on her clothes.
Tyrant: you r the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
Tyrant: does she know? If not you should give her a Hollapeeño. Use a condom though. I fucked that up last time. Couldn’t walk for 4 days.
Big Easy: the fuck is a condom? I’ll just give it one deep push in pull out and cover her face then piss on her clothes.
Tyrant: you r the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2019
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Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019
Get the Five finger death cuntch mug.This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.
Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.
Tyrant: Not following you there bud.
Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.
Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
Tyrant: Not following you there bud.
Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.
Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 22, 2019
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Big Easy: Yo bro, you see the new Avengers trailer with The Blue Falcon?
Tyrant: Nope, but I did shove 14 blueberries in my peepee hole before I banged this chick at the bar last night and pulled out and gave her The Blue Falcum.
Tyrant: Nope, but I did shove 14 blueberries in my peepee hole before I banged this chick at the bar last night and pulled out and gave her The Blue Falcum.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 05, 2019
Get the The Blue Falcum mug.The process of when the semen from a freshly ejaculated penis never actually separates itself from the semen in the urethra, leaving the portion of semen that escaped dangling loosely in space and unable to be claimed as a "cum-shot." This is common with men who are dealing with dehydration or the common cold.
Man: Dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.
Friend: Go on...
Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!
Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!
Friend: Go on...
Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!
Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017
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Tyrant: I hate the fact that my girlfriend lives on campuss cause I never bang and always have to wack my lil pecker.
Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!
Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm August 23, 2019
Get the Welcum Reception mug.The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!
Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.
Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.
Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019
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