When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017
While taking a piss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of semen from recently busting a fresh nut. The piss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. The aftermath can be devastating.
Gary: Dude I just got done nailing this fat chick. She had a bad case of FUPA and didn't...hold on a sec I will be right back. Gotta take a piss.
Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.
Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017
This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.
Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.
Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?
Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.
Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?
Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019
Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.
Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.
Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.
Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
After having sex with your partner, finish inside him or her. Then pull out and dunk your balls into the cum filled vagina. This can be done in an asshole as well for more color variety.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 14, 2017
With emphasis on the "PP", this is when you jam a straw in your cock hole moments before you are about to spray a hot load so that your partner gets to have a relaxing drink as opposed to having to comb cum out of his/her eyelashes or nostril hairs.
Barbara: My bf is such a gentleman. He offers me a siPPy cup at the end of sex.
Friend: My bf is a prick. He covers me as if I was under the huge overturned 200 gallon bucket at the water park!
Friend: My bf is a prick. He covers me as if I was under the huge overturned 200 gallon bucket at the water park!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 29, 2017