Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.
Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.
Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.
Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.
Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.
Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
The name you give someone when their dick is long enough to submerge into the piss water shall they decide to sit down to urinate.
Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?
Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.
Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.
Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.
Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 09, 2019
The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!
Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.
Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.
Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019
The term used to describe the cluster of asshairs that have been fused together by a crusted shit ball (dingleberry), resulting from piss poor wiping.
Moose - why you guys keep insisting on posting snaps of pipes falling out of your asses?
Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.
T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that
Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.
T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 21, 2022
A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.
Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.
Friend: What is that?
Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
Friend: What is that?
Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
The female "gunk" that leaks out of the vagina when 2 women with pubes scissor. The vagina lips act as the pasta outlay, the pubes resemble the meat, and the gloopy mess would be the cheese. Vegetarian lezagna occurs when the 2 women are clean shaven (no meat).
Dyke: Its dinner time babe. You ready for some veggie lezagna?
Lesbo lover: Sorry to burst your bubble, but I got a jungle of pubes down there right now. I'm horny as fuck also so do you mind if we have extra cheesy lezagna instead.
Lesbo lover: Sorry to burst your bubble, but I got a jungle of pubes down there right now. I'm horny as fuck also so do you mind if we have extra cheesy lezagna instead.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 26, 2017
This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.
Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.
Tyrant: Not following you there bud.
Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.
Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
Tyrant: Not following you there bud.
Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.
Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 22, 2019