Uncle Beasley's definitions

ol' trusty

Something that is dependable, which has stood the "test of time" and is as good now, as it was in "back in the day"

Going against this nickle defense, I'll use the ol' trusty Toss Left...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Ether

Term used to describe ether-based cocaine...Usually thought to be of superior quality

You lookin'? Got some fi-ya...It's ether

by Uncle Beasley October 5, 2006

speeders

Narcotic stimulant pills such as Adderal, Provigil, Desoxyn, etc.

I got those speeders that you wanted to use fer yer madman shit tonight...

She say she got sum speeders to move...Sum Desoxyn's, even...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Zeus

Brand name of a type of butane canister, used to refill butane lighters...It has around eight different-colored nozzle tips included in the cap fer use in virtually all butane lighters...Found a niche in the teen gas huffing scene...The brown tip was the fi-ya!

Don't bogart that Zeus, my friend...Pass it over to me...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

couch surf

To live/stay at someone else's home, not paying rent, buying food, or contributing to much of anything of value for the household.

Can I couch surf at your parent's house, until I get off dope and get a job?

by Uncle Beasley August 30, 2006

fish

To lapse into a convulsion after huffing gas (Typically regarding nitrous oxide).

After that first whippit, I collapsed to the floor and started to fish, knocking all kinds of shit over.

by Uncle Beasley September 1, 2006

Jim Jones Party

A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...

Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...

Have the first ten people drink the punch...

Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...

By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...

Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...

When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006