Uncle Beasley's definitions

know what i'm screaming

A different way (I guess) of expressing: "know what i'm saying"

Looked about like tha Coke machine wuz blowin' er sumpin'...know what i'm screaming?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

Hoodles Device

Formal and more reverent version of "Hoodles"

A homemade drug abuse device, made from whatever's at hand at the moment, laying around the house. (i.e. soda cans, 2 liter bottles, tin foil, duct tape, safety pins, etc.)

They had no bowl or papers around, so they assembled a Hoodles Device out of an empty 2-liter bottle, aluminum foil, and a bucket, to smoke that Shwag.

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

smoking that shit

Deliberately condescending metaphor denoting (usually, frequent and pervasive)crack cocaine usage/abuse

Where's all yer furniture, VaShawn? Ya'll isn't smoking that shit again, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

water bong

The water bong is a smoking device designed for smoking tobacco or(smokable) narcotics (i.e.Marijuana, methamphetamine, rock (or "crack") cocaine, hashish, Di-Methyl Triptamine(DMT), etc.). Water bongs generally have six parts...The smoke tube, the suck tube, the bong (water receptacle), tobacco/drug holder, carb and hand splint. The bong is basically a sealed chamber...To smoke, first the bong is half-filled with water. A tube with a tobacco/drug holder on the end is inserted in the chamber and the water, while another tube with a mouthpiece on the end is also inserted yet remaining above the water level. The tobacco/dope is put onto the tobacco/drug holder, and then lit. The smoker then sucks on the mouthpiece. This depletes air pressure in the chamber, causing the air to travel from the bowl, through the water, into the chamber, then into the lungs, pulling the smoke with it. The water filters and cools the smoke. The smoker usually gets a couple of hits after the chamber is filled up with smoke.

After Connie took a Huge hit off the water bong, she then knocked it over, spilling the bong water all over the sofa and carpet...Sofa smelled like Brick Weed for a month!

by Uncle Beasley June 29, 2006

izzya

Faster variant of "are you"? Most of the time, (but not always) spoken at the end of a sentence, comment, challenge, statement, or unsult...Basically, the word breaks down to:
izzya==is ya==is you==are you...The words "are" and "is" have identical meanings around here(?)

Izzya ready to go to school, Jimmie?

You lookin' at me kinda funny, Petey...You ain't aimin' ta toss my salad, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

fweep

1,1,1,trichloroethane...Chemical solvent found in some aerosol cans until banned by the U.S. government in the mid-90's, who accused the chemical of depleting the ozone layer...A favorite among gas huffers, fweep would be sprayed onto a piece of cloth, then the cloth placed over the mouth, and last, followed by a DEEP breath.

Don't bogart the fweep can, you bitch-ass!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fugro

An unattractive Afro-American person...For "Fucking Ugly Negro"

Dude we scored the melt from was fugro as a motherfucker.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006