15 definitions by Uncle Whippity

slackjawed

The state of mind a man gets into after shopping for way, way too long. Distractions (for example smoking hot girls working in shops) become objects to fixate upon. Sometimes accompanied by involuntary noises.

not only does she bag he slackjawed lets a 'Whoa!' slip out

by Uncle Whippity January 14, 2004

TFW

That fncking Welshman. Used to summarise a load of ills.

I am absolutely TFW'd out today. He hasn't stopped talking and none of it has made sense.

by Uncle Whippity January 12, 2004

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'

by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008

strum

Something said when there's nothing else to say in a conversation. After guitarists strumming a tune when the singer stops.

Bill:
Tim:
Bill: strum
Tim:
Bill:
Tim:

by Uncle Whippity January 9, 2004

10-1

Derived from the CB '10-code' meaning 'Receiving poorly' but now used among a certain generation to mean anything that's a bit crap.

He said he'd wired up the amplifier properly, but it's all a bit 10-1 if you ask me.

by Uncle Whippity May 9, 2004

Ka

A distinctively-shaped small car built by Ford. Derided by some, although adored by owners.

"A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
A red Ford Ka, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness -
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!"
The revised Rubayyat of Omar Khayyam

by Uncle Whippity October 5, 2004