Definitions by Umpa Loofa

iPhail 

2. an iphone w/ a user who can not demonstrate proper usage of the phones many applications.

That chick is stupid, how can you not operate a iPhone? Epic iPhail! Go get a rotary, dumb broad.

iPhail by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010

iPhail 

Often used as an excuse for not texting back or hanging up the phone mid conversation because you don't want to talk to the other person.

I thought he liked me we really hit it off but every time i call him it disconnects, I think he iPhailed me. I've exhausted all options, time to turn lesbian.

iPhail by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010