3 definitions by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement

Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.

Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009

clitkey

A hickey on your clitorus.

I'm going to give you a clitkey; I'm going to give you a hickey on your clit.

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement December 14, 2009

Nigger Boating

When a lit joint or blunt starts to only burn on one side. This term is a racial derivation of the term canoeing; this is because black people cannot afford boats, only canoes.

Oh shit Jim! That there joint is Nigger Boating!

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement December 14, 2009