Shopper with hay fever: Coughs*
Public: Stares at the shopper
Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.
Public: Stares at the shopper
Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.
by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021
by UltimateDoge October 11, 2022
What people erroneously refer to the Swedish Black Metal band Bathory as because the font used for their logo makes it look like it is called "Batlord"
Person 1: Nice Batlord shirt
Person 2: Thanks, but it is Bathory, nit Batlord
Person 1: Has an aneurysm
Person 2: Thanks, but it is Bathory, nit Batlord
Person 1: Has an aneurysm
by UltimateDoge May 27, 2023
Confused people who can't even figure out their gender, so how can they even remember their own name?
1930: We will have flying cars in by 2022!
2022: I identify as an Omnisexual Non Binary Transmasc person.
2022: I identify as an Omnisexual Non Binary Transmasc person.
by UltimateDoge June 17, 2022
Boris Johnson: 3 week lockdown to flatten the curve
Another year later: Most people vaccinated, yet we are still restricted...
Lying politicians at it's best
Another year later: Most people vaccinated, yet we are still restricted...
Lying politicians at it's best
by UltimateDoge July 07, 2021
by UltimateDoge June 11, 2024