UltimateDoge's definitions

THX logo

The Audience Is Now Deaf

The THX logo made a loud noise in the theatres and made the audience deaf.

by UltimateDoge June 6, 2021

Doodoo

A child friendly way of saying "shit".

"Mummy, I'm away for a doodoo"

"OK hunnybun"

by UltimateDoge February 24, 2021

Sertraline

A strong antidepressant which helps treat several mental issues such as depression, anxiety, PTSD, Social Anxiety and may alleviate rage.

I'm on Sertraline right now and it knocked me the fuck out. Good alternative to a sleeping pill if you ask me.

by UltimateDoge April 7, 2022

Abortion

Synonym for murder

Abortion is murder to unborn babies!

by UltimateDoge May 3, 2022

It's not you, it's me

A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.

"It's not you, it's me" Is total bull crap.

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

Div

Insult used by the British to undermine someone with a lack of intelligence.

"I just bumped my head off the shelf!"

"Well that makes you a bit of a div doesn't it?"

by UltimateDoge March 10, 2021

Iron Maiden

Iron Maiden are an English heavy metal band formed in Leyton, East London. The band formed back in 1975 by the bassist and primary songwriter Steve Harris. Their discography has grown substantially over the years and consists of 41 albums. 17 of those are studio albums, 13 live albums, 4 EP'S and 7 compilations. Bruce Dickinson is the front man of the band who began his career just fronting in pubs, then built his career path to new high to performing around the world as the frontman of Iron Maiden.

In my opinion, Iron Maiden are the best metal band of all time due to:

1. Intelligently written songs
2. Kick-ass guitar solos throughout their songs
3. An amazing lead vocalist of the band

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022