UltimateDoge's definitions

Niger

An ordinary country

Niger is a country, what else could it be?

by UltimateDoge June 11, 2024

Probiotic

A substance which aids in promoting healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract in order to maintain a healthy digestive system.

Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements

by UltimateDoge August 21, 2022

Smoke On The Water

Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem

I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger

by UltimateDoge March 14, 2023

Mildred Pierce

Heavy ass song by Sonic Youth consisting of extremely fast shifting of power chords and heavily distorted guitar riffs

Playing Mildred Pierce on Guitar is a good way to develop Anemia caused by blood loss from the fingers.

by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023

Pro-vaxxer

Someone with a functioning brain.

I'm a pro-vaxxer and I don't want my kids to die of Polio, Tetanus or Hepatitis B.

by UltimateDoge August 20, 2021

Nihilistic

Views that 90% of privileged teenagers have.

Nihilistic things teenagers say.

"I wanna die"

"What's the point in life"
"Kill me"
"I wanna kill myself"
"Shoot me"
"I wanna stab myself"

Bish shut up, live your lives and get on with it. You only have one, so use it.

by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022